Self photos and the kissy face.

How many times have you looked through someone's pictures and they've taken them all of themselves? Not that there's anything wrong with that... BUT, the same shot of you in your car over and over is STUPID. I'm just sayin'.

The following are captions you could put on people's pictures of themselves.

"This is me driving."
"This is me with a pink shirt driving."
"This is the same shot as before but I have different eyeliner on."
"This time I'm doing that idiotic kissy face people have grown to enjoy. While driving."
"It's raining really heavily outside, but this is me with a coat on. While driving."
"Can you tell I need to poop really bad? Too bad I'm driving and not pooping."
"I'm not driving here, but here I am with cute boots on, but you can't see them because I took a picture of the mirror and used a flash."
"Here I am with my hair in a pony tail, but I don't feel like going out tonight so instead I'll just take pictures of myself in the bathroom mirror while I test out shades of lipstick."
"Omg, I shouldn't post this cause I look like a whore. I'M DOING IT ANYWAY! OMG! I can't believe how crazy I am!"
"My friend took my camera while I was hammered drunk and took this of me totally passed out with my head in the toilet. I told them not to post it. OMG. I can't believe how much I drank that night because I'm so fun and party all the time."
"Here I am with a plaid shirt on while driving."
"Too much dairy, I think I'm constipated. While driving."
"The cute guy at Jiffy Lube says I should check my oil once in a while. WHATEVS! This is my angry face! While driving."
"It's dark and you can't see it, but can you see how my hair looks?"
"I hate sitting in traffic! I drank my mammoth sized latte and will probably wet myself if we don't move soon!"
"This is me sitting at the computer in my totally cute pajamas. Look at my Twilight desktop wallpaper! OMG!"
"Here's me with a cardboard cut out of that guy from Harry Potter. Boys are you so jealouz?"
"LOLZ! While driving."
"Another fuzzy shot of my face with my cell phone camera. While pooping."
"This is me with my favorite beer. I totally just spilled it! OMG!"
"I dyed my hair, but it looks identical to the color it was, can you tell?"
"KISSY FACE!"
"SAME KISSY FACE WITH A HOODIE ON!"
"Pulled over for distracted driving. FROWNY FACE!"